How to annoy the heck out of people

In this tutorial you will learn how to annoy the people that use the same computer as you. You will need Windows XP and a graphic editing program (Paint will do fine).
First of all, go to you desktop and hit the Print Screen (PrtSc) button. This will take a screen shot of your desktop. Open up a graphic editing program, I am using paint, and hit Ctrl+V to paste the screen shot onto the canvas. Make sure the canvas is the same size as the screen shot. Save the screen shot any where you want.
My Desktop
Now set the screen shot of your desktop as the desktop background by right clicking on the desktop then clicking on ‘Properties’, click on the ‘Desktop’ Tab and browse for you image. Once you have made this your background get out of the display properties window.
Right click on the desktop and untick ‘Show Desktop Icons’.
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