Final Excuse Pro


License: Freeware
Downloads: 1
Op. System: Mac OS X
Last updated: Oct 9, 2008
File size: 96 KB
Publisher: theDailyGrind
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Publisher description for Final Excuse Pro

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The ideal excuse generation system for people bereft of credibility and imagination, Final Excuse Pro can make excuses for transgressions ranging from late assignments and social gaffs to war-crimes. A pre-installed library of scapegoats includes pets, subordinates, relatives, highly paid advisors and of course the Global Monkey Conspiracy. A new era has dawned. An era in which perfectly plausable and believable excuses are a mouseclick away, for even the most defective user. Sample excuses: You can't blame me for my tardiness... the free muffin you get with every tenth methadone-assisted detox at Ronald McDone House elegantly fanned the flames engulfing my necrotic steam engine! You can't blame me for those vague and non-specific transgressions... our Simian Secret Service rashly sacked the elected government, upsetting our plans for our diseased motion picture!

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